![]() Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet? A: Don't go around BRRfooted! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? ![]() Why the hell did I ever.Ī: No privacy! Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line. If I have to watch 'It's A Wonderful Life' one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signalled for her to roll down her. Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?Īs she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. ![]() Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? A: Snow and Tell. ![]() Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch? A: Icebergers! Short Snow Jokes Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids! Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?Ī: You have to hollow out the head. ![]()
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